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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Fluid 3!!! OMG LOST FOOTAGE!!!

I was lucky to perform in the latest Fluid!!!

Fluid is the porno "...Redefining Sexuality" series directed by Madison Young. Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality, Fluid 2: Men Redefining Sexuality, and then Fluid 3:...Redefining Sexuality! I don't know what sexuality I will be redefining. Personally I don't like definitions. I mean I know they are useful so we can understand each other but some times I feel boxed in by words... I will go into this later, let's just talk about my working it.
We worked all day! I love working with Juliette and James, I have done them separately before, and now we're all together like a hot sandwich! I picked up James in my van and then we picked up and sucked down some coffee , trying not to spill on his white jeans but failing because I don't have any cup holders in my van. On the way we saw some pissed guy chasing a dude with a shovel, I felt bad that I thought it was funny. No one was hurt physically but dude's pride was probly servilely damaged. So needless to say the trip there was entertaining.
James and I met Juliette on the street and we flowed into Madison's house giggling and smooching because it's San Francisco and everyone in the bay area queer community porn scene seems to already have fucked, been in porn together, or knows someone who dose, it's kind of a rule I guess. It's like the game Six Degrees of Separation. We're just sexually radical like that.
Pregnant Madison answered the door smiling that shinning school-girl smile of hers and directed us up stairs. We start out with the usually paperwork but some documentary people from HBO were filming Madison for a project, so I guess I might be on HBO too because they filmed along side Madison all day. I am a strong believer in any publicity is good publicity (Yes, I have changed my mind about Lady Gaga's Born This Way song. I will go into that later too.) and if you like my naked ass all over the internet what's the difference of it being all over TV too.
I got to fuck on a cliff over-looking the ocean, HA HA!!! Damn that was fun. I'm a faun and it just feels better to be in nature, I feel more myself. Juliette and her punky ways knew this place like the back of her hand, I was impressed. (I hope I made an impression on her too.) She lead us through a tiny, probably illegal, trail in the Sutro Baths Park area in San Francisco.
We shot the next scene in my van on the street across from Dolores Park! People walking by, some suspecting and some oblivious to the hot and wild sex in the van that WAS A' ROCK'N. I devirginized my Vicskin Outlaw on Juliette and used my mastered hand on James's cock. Damn that was a work out! They should make that an exercise at a gym: Thrusting hard with the all those fucking abdominal muscles while thrusting hard with my rippling arm muscles! I am a beef-cup-cake, not to be confused with a beef-cake, so I know a work out when I feel one!
We walked across the street all dazed and high on sex to the Dolores Park girls bathroom. Me and James are innocent looking but we are still bad boys. Just seeing a nasty toilet that thousands of ladies have pissed on gives us boners. Tasting our sweat while smelling the piss and dirt we jacked off and came together. I love being a dog! While we were coming there were these drunk girls that needed to get in to pee and it was fucking funny how pissed they were. I think they saw us from the crack in the window and got confused.
After I took everyone home in my minibus I went home and slept like a rock because I worked more than eight hours fucking in the sun and in tight quarters while loosing Fluid times 3! I hope people realize that although it is fun work it is still hard and risky work to be in porn. I do not get paid like main-stream porn actors do yet I have come up with amazing ideas and pulled 9 hour days for the sake of activism and people like you. But don't get me wrong, I love working for you.

P.S. I've decided from now on I am going to write blogs all the way through because I have so many unfinished blog entries that I don't feel like finishing. So that should make the day of the person who is becoming more and more annoyed by my lack of writing skills and bad cliff-hangers. May be I would care more if I knew more than two and a half people were actually reading this. Whatever, I guess it's worth it to keep you as a fan, even if you are the only one.
P.S.S. I love you, my one little fan you.